To the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father". Enjoy!
Hello Mud and
Hello Water.
I don't love you;
You're a bother.
Grab my tires
Send me sliding.
So I'm stuck here in the house until I'm crying.
Ruts and potholes
Getting wider.
Dog fell in one,
Now we can't find her.
Teeth are chipping,
The ride gets rougher.
Look behind us, Dear, I think that is our muffler!
Musical interlude...
Frost heaves tore up
All the pavement.
Now we don't know
Where our wheel went.
Oh please VTrans
Won't you help me?
That bump shattered all our windows now we can't see.
My truck's dirty.
So's my jacket.
Don't know how long
I can hack it!
Sun, if you're waiting
For a reason
To come could it be to save me from Mud Season!?
2 comments:
: ) you are TOO cute/creative! :-D
Oh come on, there would be mud in Vegas too, if there were any water.
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