10. You can no longer competently parallel park because both back windows are obstructed by the Eddie Bauer sunshades.
9. You have Teething Tablets, 4 socks, 2 snot rags, Mega Blocks and 1 lipstick in your once pretty purse.
8. You publicly narrate your shopping experience at the grocery store while pushing the freight liner cart that has two steering wheels - those people are laughing at you, not admiring your cute kids!
7. You know the PBS morning line-up by heart and live for the moment Elmo comes on because as soon as it's over it's nap time!
6. You're suddenly ambidextrous in your hands and eyes. I'm pretty sure they WILL stick like that one day!
5. You are entirely too comfortable with poop.
4. You think "dark circles" is your eye color.
3. Forget flowers. Your love you husband more every time he changes a diaper, gives a bath or hoses down the children after a meal - that he cooked.
2. Your favorite word is Mommy...x2
And the number 1 way you know you're a mom is your new definition of clean:
Clean: Very little visible snot
What the heck happens overnight with these kids!? They wake up taller, speaking in sentences, they know new words, they wipe their own noses, read books...where'd they learn that and why doesn't potty training happen this way!
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